Dear Diary

Tuesday, April Fools Day!

Today I woke to the sound of puppies whining.  Those little beasts will soon delivery me a one of a kind, truly black and white fur coat to enhance my wardrobe.  I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t?

My breakfast was awful of course.  That fool housekeeper I have is looking to be fired!

Those beasts just won’t shut up!  I am going for a drive.

What!  Those incompetent twits I let watch my darlings let themselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals!  They were gone, every last one of them.  Those fools better find them, or else!


The house is quiet, the breakfast is still awful and I am going to work while those imbeciles try to find the rats that escaped last night.

Anita, is perky as usual.  She chattered on about her babies returning home to her.  I have no use for babies.  Then I realized she was referring to my precious little darlings!

Cruella DeVil   Crullea


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