Tuesday, April Fools Day!
Today I woke to the sound of puppies whining. Those little beasts will soon delivery me a one of a kind, truly black and white fur coat to enhance my wardrobe. I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t?
My breakfast was awful of course. That fool housekeeper I have is looking to be fired!
Those beasts just won’t shut up! I am going for a drive.
What! Those incompetent twits I let watch my darlings let themselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! They were gone, every last one of them. Those fools better find them, or else!
The house is quiet, the breakfast is still awful and I am going to work while those imbeciles try to find the rats that escaped last night.
Anita, is perky as usual. She chattered on about her babies returning home to her. I have no use for babies. Then I realized she was referring to my precious little darlings!